1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby lizard
100-349 followers = lizard
350-500 followers = still a lizard
501-799 followers = mega lizard
800- 4,999 followers = super hella lizard
5000+ followers = GODZILLA
These are the legit numbers.
nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.
i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…